

okay so they were looking for a cannibal and they didn’t even suspect the guy whose name is hannibal?? like come on

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
(via hazelgracelancaster)
i can’t get over the fact that everyone’s unknowingly eating human meat
While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West walks in to a pole.
(via lextempus)
*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
(via nickelbackthatassup)
We are awaiting only one more participant
(Source: mad-impossible-doctor, via colfucked)